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7/1/2009

Better On The Other Side

The Game, Chris Brown, P Diddy, Polow Da Don, Mario Winans, Usher, Boyz II Men - Better On The Other Side (Tribute To MJ)

 

(Diddy talking)
I remember the first time i seen you moonwalk,
I believed I could do anything,
you made the world dance,
you made the music come to life

(Chris brown - Chorus)
This the type of song that make the angels cry,
i look up in the sky and i wonder why?
why you had to go, go
and I know its better on the other side,
you were chosen from the start
never gon let you go,

(The Game)
Whos Michael Jackson,
Your Michael Jackson,
Im Michael Jackson,
We all Michael Jackson,
I guess what Im asking is everybody bow their head for a legend
dont breathe for a second,
now let the air out, grab the hand of somebody you care about,
so you can hear my message, my confession,
someone tell Usher, i seen the moonwalk,
i guess the young thriller touched him,
like he touched me, like he touched you,
so carry on his legacy, something i must do,
and i trust you lighting candles, concrete visuals,
me and my brothers listen to jackson 5 in the living room,
first thing i did when i heard was call puff,
cos him and Mike tried to stop the beef between us,
who was us? Me and fifty,
that beef is dead, him and Mike Jackson gonna take us to the ledge.

(Chris brown - Chorus)
This the type of song that make the angels cry,
i look up in the sky and i wonder why?
why you had to go, go
I know its better on the other side,
you were chosen from the start
never gon let you go,

(The Game)
As Im pouring out this liquor candles start to flicker,
when list my air ones, MJ was my nigger.
Not the one that play ball, the one with the hollywood star,
and since im a hollywood star imma tell you my story,
never had a family that close,
never see Barry Gordy walking through interscope,
just like me they always had Mike in a scope,
no matter what you say,
imma love him and he's still dope,
let me take you back to 85 when i was in a zone,
dancing for my momma thriller jacket with all the zippers on,
now im doing 90 bout to crash in this Aston,
listening to Outcast, Im sorry Mrs Jackson
anything i can ever do to better you
your son was our king so we wont Corretta you,
Im writing this letter to all the Jackson kids,
we all Jackson kids, time to let us through.

(Chris brown - Chorus)
This the type of song that make the angels cry,
i look up in the sky and i wonder why?
why you had to go, go
I know its better on the other side,
you were chosen from the start
never gon let you go,

(Diddy talking)
people can say what they wanna say 'bout you
and you dont remember the miracles that you showed us
to you music, to your dance
you are the one that made us all realize that we are the world
you are the one that showed us that we can moonwalk
you gave us the beat, you gave us the rythem,you gave us the soul
to us your legacy lives on
you cant stop now, you wont stop now
my Jackon

(Chris brown - Chorus)
This the type of song that make the angels cry,
i look up in the sky and i wonder why?
why you had to go, go
I know its better on the other side,
you were chosen from the start
never gon let you go,
its from my heart

This is the kind of song that make the angels cry,
i look up in the sky and ask God why?
This is the kind of song that make the angels cry,
i look up in the sky and ask God why?

6/27/2009

Cry me a river

Forever Michael Jackson, King of Pop.
我有你所有专辑的正版,我有无数张你的演唱会和MV的VCD的DVD的盗版,我有无数本中文的英文的纸质的电子版的你的传记,我有十多个G的你的视频和图片,我卧室床头现在还贴着你的海报,我还不死心的期待着你能来中国开一次演唱会,因为我从小就觉得没有看过你的现场必将成为一辈子的遗憾,我老妈第一时间打给我电话问我知不知道你去世了,是的她比我更早喜欢你,当所有人都恶毒的攻击你的时候我始终坚定的站在你一边因为是你从小带给了我无限的快乐,为我打开了一扇奇妙的大门,我都还没有在你的现场抱头痛苦过你就走了,以至于到现在我还是不敢相信,fuck,fuck。
MJ 55555555555555555555555555555
 
6/26/2009

Transformers rule all

我操,我就一句话,谁说变形金刚2不好看我跟谁急。不服请与dana或audrey对质。
哦还有一句,某头皮屑飞舞女经理十分不可理喻。同时万分感谢jack。
peace.
 
 
6/14/2009

Back and flashback

Going to a live show only to find that you forgot to bring your god damn camara.
 
Ghostface Killah, still got it, excellent music.
 
One of the speakers was on fire. Deaf.
 
Live erotic show in the end.
 
Nice boobs, by the way.
 
Peace.
6/12/2009

Is he nuts? No, he's insane

千秋万代一统江湖的弗洛伦蒂诺大老爷,您老人家看来视金融危机为无物啊,就这么几天功夫就扔出去1亿6千万欧元。
 
我tm还在为失去卡卡而黯然神伤,贝卢斯科尼总理大人也说了,卖卡卡的6500万是用来填补赤字的。您看看,这才叫金融危机嘛。
 
弗格森爵士估计也笑抽过去了吧,8000万英镑出手C罗,我X啊,我在足球经理里面买C罗也才花了8000万欧元啊。您这是什么精神啊,您毫不利己专门利人,您这是怎样的一种精神病啊。
 
关键是,您还准备再洒出去1亿4千万。房地产果然是暴利行业啊,不光在我天朝,在西班缺牙也一样横行霸道。哦对了,我天朝的地产商们,降点价可怜可怜我等草民呗。
 
国际足联应该向天朝取取经,也开发一个防止疯狂哄抬物价行为的“绿坝”,为正常点的俱乐部“花季护航”。
 
 
草民我9号夜里去看了终结者4,先给广电总局的大老爷们竖个中指,又删了老子期待的激情戏和喷血的镜头,还让不让人看电影了?
 
闲话休提,且说那日我万分激动的来到万达三层,只见呼啦啦黑压压一片人头攒动,那真是盛况空前,9点半的场居然还需要排队入场。进场前我站在T-800的模型前深情的凝视着他,想要探究一番为什么我对这丑陋的机器怪物爱得如此深沉。其实我并不是州长的粉丝,甚至记忆中我连终结者1都没看过。和大多数终结者的死忠一样,一部名叫未来战士2的录像让一个小男孩对科幻对电影开始顶礼膜拜。在内部电视台第一次看到终结者2的录像的时候我被T-1000这个狗日的液体机器人吓得魂不守舍,很长一段时间他都是我噩梦的主要来源,我甚至不敢晚上去上厕所,就怕他从金属水管里融化出来,对着我后脑勺来上一刀,然后变成我的样子去骗我妈妈。你想想,一个你永远打不死的敌人,我X,太tm绝望了,绝望主妇在T-1000面前全都充满了希望。直到昨天我再次温习一遍终结者2的时候,还是会在每次T-1000出场前心跳加速试图蒙眼。
 
当日的观影过程受到了我旁边的一对电影开始前尚是普通同事相敬如宾电影开始后因女人说“我怕怕”而搂作一团的男女的影响,比如当Columbia的logo出来的时候那男的兴奋的大叫“看!派拉蒙!”,再比如那女的不停地问哪个是好人啊哪个是坏人啊哪个是机器人啊哪个是啊我好怕怕啊,又比如那男的不时发出“哎哟娘哎”或是把搂人的手错误的戳到我手臂上。
 
不得不承认本作的剧情是很一般,蝙蝠侠同志也选了一个不出彩的角色来演,不过当那些体型巨大的机器人出场时我仍然感受到了那种绝望,我也还是会为那些经典片段的重现而热泪盈眶,还是会在John Connor略显苍白的煽情广播面前偷偷捏紧拳头,还是会在Marcus撕心裂肺的喊叫中心痛两把。所以我选择了最后一个离开电影院,即使这算不上一部成功的终结者电影,但是我仍愿意坐等字幕放完以表达我的敬意和怀念,可是来自马勒戈壁的万达放映员草泥马居然不等字幕放完就提前关了放映机,真tm和谐。丫有胆也学学Fight Club里的大卫芬奇最后插半秒的Dick调戏调戏观众啊。
 
末世在终结者中被孤独与绝望放大,昨天上豆瓣看影评发现居然也有人专门把末日情节的电影整理出来,太合我口味了,我就喜欢那种深入骨髓的苍凉。就像Will Smith在I am legend中一个人游荡在纽约街头,就像Wall-E在只有一只小强的地球表面永不停息的清扫,就像奥特曼不出场日本就快被毁灭成空无一人的垃圾场。终结者4的票房看来难挽颓势,也许又要等很多年我们才能再次看到3D化的州长。所以不管主流影评对这部电影如何鞭打,我仍然感谢它,让念旧的我再次回想起小时候的挣扎,只是现在我不再做液体机器人的噩梦,反而生怕淡忘了他,如同淡忘远去的时光。
 
 
然后我还要感谢帝都,在陪都我是无论如何也不可能看到Ghostface Killah和Mobb Deep的现场的,就连魔都也只有其中一场。有没有同好和我一起去啊,本周六星光现场的Ghostface Killah,下周六Vics的Mobb Deep,都是90年代东海岸gangster rap的领军级人物啊,咳咳,估计没有。。。。我还是独自上路吧。。。
 
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6/1/2009

Grazie, Paolo.

说不出再见,在五月的最后一天。
 
不愿再罗列那些属于你的伟大数字,只想提起当你第一次身披红黑球衣征战意甲那天,我还有一个月才来到这个世界。
 
曾经很多人都说你老了,我也是他们中的一员,但是你始终坚持,从33岁,转眼又过去了7年。
 
请允许我这个略带偏激的米兰球迷称呼你为米兰城的象征,意大利的象征,足球的象征。
 
7天前的圣西罗,罗马的狼崽子们没有给你一个完美的结局,当时的我恨不得把托蒂们撕得粉碎。当你绕场一周向球迷致敬的时候,写在你脸上的分明是落寞与不甘,没有笑容,在圣西罗的最后一场比赛你没能为米兰球迷带来一场胜利,或许这让你回想起了为意大利效力的最后一场比赛吧,所以你拒绝了一切的告别仪式。
 
7天后的弗兰基,当比赛还有两分钟才宣告结束的时候,你已经在球场的中央与队友、对手一一握手拥抱。我们看到的是全场球迷为你鼓掌欢呼,是普兰德利在比赛结束前就开始向你鼓掌致意,你征服了所有人,不管是朋友还是对手。无数如我一样鼻子酸酸的米兰球迷想必此时此刻也一定会在世界各地为你鼓掌向你致敬。用一场伟大的胜利来宣告职业生涯的结束,多么美好的结局,这是你应得的荣耀,伟大的3号,红黑球衣永远的守护者,我们的队长。
 
在你离场的那一刻,我心中曾有无数话语,但是现在,只想说一句,感谢你,保罗·马尔蒂尼。
 
 
 
 
 

 

这是一个离别的日子,安切洛蒂也在比赛后向奋斗了8年的圣西罗告别,这或许也同样意味着西多夫甚至皮尔洛的离开在所难免。作为米兰铁杆,我不得不再次向安切洛蒂表达我的敬意,虽然与大多数如我一般疯狂的米兰球迷一样曾称呼你为安胖、安猪,但是你为米兰所取得的荣誉仍是不可抹杀的,只是在这个成王败寇的世界,远离荣誉的米兰的确需要一些改变。

这同样也是个革新的日子,伤愈的内斯塔和没了胡子的加图索被换上了场,克里斯蒂安·马尔蒂尼坐在场边为他的父亲加油并已经做好准备接过保罗的衣钵,加秃也在赛后宣布了莱昂纳多成为新的米兰主帅。就让我盗用一下奥巴马大统领的口号吧,米兰需要CHANGE,米兰球迷们请相信"YES WE CAN!"

 

5/27/2009

Fellows, Let's Go with VISA

Go with VISA的那个电视广告,最近在北京体育的播放频率超高,背景音乐很好听,一个抑或一群人傻傻的在画面中跳舞,每个人脸上的笑容都很真实,每次看都觉得很欢乐又很感动,每次看都会不由自主的在家里跟着他们一起傻傻的跳,觉得很美好。上网搜了一下,发现网上一群人跳的那个版本不太好找,Youtube上貌似有可惜被和谐了,只找到了一个人跳的版本,于是我发扬“摸瓜党”的精神顺藤了这个广告的渊源。Matt Harding这个可爱的家伙就是广告中经常出现的那个人,他从03年辞掉工作开始环球旅行,用这样的舞蹈记录他到过的每个地方。贴两个视频,第一个是VISA的广告,第二个是Matt自己的片子,不明真相的围观群众们请在感动中泪奔吧,此外,付诸行动吧~~华丽啊~~
 
 
 
5/13/2009

You are so funny man, you should be a comedian, god damn, unfortunately I am.

以下斜体字内容为转载~~

美国深夜节目收视率冠军的「大卫赖特曼秀」,上月17日晚上破天荒邀请中国口音极重的黄西(Joe Wong)亮相,以英语讲美式笑话,近六分钟的演出,观众反应热烈。
黄西站定后的第一句话是:「大家好,我是爱尔兰人。」全场笑翻,赖特曼也跟着大笑,黄西知道他的笑话题材已触动敏感的美国流行文化神经。
今年39岁的黄西毕业于中国吉大,主修化学,1999年获取德州莱斯大学生化博士学位,翌年到麻州剑桥一家跨国基因制药公司任务。白天他是在实验室正经做研究的科学家,到晚上就摇身一变成演员,穿梭在新英格兰地区的酒吧、夜总会、俱乐部和大学礼堂,表演单口相声。
黄西在吉大时就喜欢写笑话和讲笑话,马克吐温与导演伍迪爱伦的作品对他的启发很大,让他了解美式幽默与美式笑话。
到麻州任务后,他利用时间报名「笑话写作成教班」,经由这个管道接触到老板顿的喜剧圈开端表演,2002年第一次登台。他努力在笑话题材上不断创作,最早的听众是当会计师的太太金妍。他的移民题材配上货真价实的外国口音,很快就受到欢迎,打入2003年老板顿国际喜剧节的决赛。
专门帮「赖特曼秀」发掘人才的布瑞尔2005年在老板顿听了黄西的表演,认为他深具潜质,观察了三年后,2008年布瑞尔再到老板顿看黄西表演,觉得时机成熟,让黄西为「大卫赖特曼秀」试镜。 布瑞尔说,他以多年经验相信黄西终究会大红大紫。当晚赖特曼非常欣赏这段演出,罕见地拉着乐得不知所措的黄西一起谢幕。黄西4日将在纽约参加全美最热门的喜剧「Comedy Central」电视频道试镜。这将是第一位英语非母语的第一代华人,应邀在这个全美最热门的喜剧频道上演出。

 

同时小可(此小可非彼小可,到底是哪个小可请自行体会)强烈推荐喜欢美式幽默的人观看这两年连庄艾美奖最佳喜剧的剧集30 Rock,绝对捧腹。
4/13/2009

Turtle Mafia: The Sketch

 
Good afternoon, ladies and witches! We are the turtle mafia, Da Mao and Si Mao. We are gonna get some serious business done today.
 
"Meet me at the dock,  man."
"Roger that!"
 
"Nobody follows you, right?"
"Sure, how dumb do you think i am?"
"All right, let's get this over with."
"Come closer, check this out."
 
"You heard something?"
"Nuh, this stuff is top notch!"
 
"Damn, the P.O.L.I.C.E are here!"
"What? You mean the band?"
"The band my ass! The Cops!"
 
"Split! Let's bounce!"
"Huh?"
 
"Get out of here, you keeping-the -same-pose-for-too-long idiot!"
"...."
 
"Holy Lucifer! The spot light! No way to run, man!"
"I can't believe we got caught! Oh mama...."
 
"Are we in jail?"
"Yeah, I'm sad."
 
"Hey you, the camara guy! Take the picture of us in another angle, won't you?"
Fine.
 
"We are gonna break out of this prison, like Scofield!"
"Yeah, nobody can stop the great turtle mafia!"
 
"Check me out! I'm in the water! This stupid prison has no walls!"
"Hooray! Let me give them one last cool pose and I'll be right there with you."
 
"Sweet! We are free!"
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

 

The turtle mafia lives happily ever after...

Ciao!

10/31/2008

Let's glow in the dark

It's no gangster shit, no drugs, no guns and stuff, no pimps, well ,there are still women though, no love for the hardcore dogs, so what? Will Smith uesd to do pop rap too, we don't need the F word to enjoy rap.
 
He's representing the hip-hop without doubt, he's still a rapper deep down. Count yourself lucky living in Beijing now.
 
Glow in the dark, Beijing Workers' Gymnasium, tomorrow. Kanye West!
 

 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Performance List:

Stronger Intro
Good Morning
I Wonder
Heard 'Em Say
Through The Wire
Champion
Get 'Em High
Diamonds
Can't Tell Me Nothing
Flashing Lights
Homecoming
All Falls Down
American Boy
Slow Jamz
Work Out Plan
Gold Digger
Good Life
Hey Mama
Don't Stop Believing
Stronger
Touch The Sky

 
 
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